Odd look at things in the grocery store

Today I had to do the chore I really don't care for. Grocery shopping. Not meeting any women there so still don't like. But today took an interesting twist. Have any of you actually took a different look at the items on the shelf. First on the list Digestive Health Raisin Bran. I never knew the regular Raisin Bran wasn't good for you. I thought bran was pretty much for digestive health. Apparently not. I case you were wondering the difference. All I could see is 1 extra gram of soluble fiber. So is it possible it also tastes a little more like card board? The next item multi grain cheese puffs. What is wrong with the people. To quote a friend "people eating healthy and really concerned about, probably wouldn't be going down that isle anyways." The last thing was a non assuming bag of Gold Fish crackers the flavor is what caught my eye. Explosive pizza flavor. I'm sorry but the word explosive should never be used with food. Please refer to the first item. The actually last item carried too many sexual overtones to be mentioned.