I'm leavin on a jet plane!

Well I am getting ready for a trip. Granted it's for business, but I can call it what I want. So I am going to Ohio. I know, it's Ohio, the buckeye state, home of The Ohio State University. And Ohio where it's round on both ends and high in the middle. It's a business conference so it should be interesting. Plus the bonus side of the trip is it will be the first time since my break up that I have left the kids behind. My meaning is I have left the state without them and am not minutes away. So for the kids phone calls will have to do. LOL. The funny questions are, "are you sleeping at the airport?" Why are getting up so early?" My only concern is all my co-workers said behave when I left. Really how much trouble could I get in. I am a saint. Plus it's Ohio there can't be that much trouble available.